It's weird, because I realized this must be my 'bitch' journal. I seem to complain on here and not taint my personal journal with these sort of negative wheedles.

Today's topic of bitchiness, modern day music.

It fuckin' blows.

This is a generalization, but a large portion of "Popular" modern day music falls under one of these three categories:

The blonde bitch who can't sing.

This breed is made up of quite pretty girls, unfortunately, they can't sing for shit. They would be better off spreading their legs for money. Their songs aren't usually songs either, they seem to speak the songs in a deep, throaty, sexy voice, or try to belt and make that weird little "aaah" noise in between certain words. I don't know if anyone else has realized that, but it actually really annoys me. Here's the most annoying part: Some of them really can sing (Brittany sure could way back in the day when she wasn't popping out babies) -- but now they seem to make no effort to try.

Not to mention, Jessica Simpson murdered my favorite song of all time, and she will never have my forgiviness.

Rap. Need I say more?

I'm sorry if I offend any rap lovers out there, but I seriously can't even consider Rap as a music genre. It's rubbish.

The one thing I have to admire are freestyle rap artists who can come up with rhymes and lines on the spot, that takes a lot of talent.

The good out of the way, lets cut to the chase. I don't know how Rap can actually be considered music. To me, it sounds like TALKING over computer-generated noises and beats, as Rap music almost never has actual instruments in it. The songs never really seem to tell a significant story, and the music itself doesn't make me feel anything, it doesn't make me want to dance or anything. There's just nothing good about it.

Acoustic guys.

These ones don't annoy me so much, its just that they're way too common. You know the type. They have drippy, depressing, dreary voices, and their songs usually consist of a solo acoustic guitar whilst they sing about waking up in the morning in a hotel room and crying because their girlfriend left them.

We've heard it all before, please come up with some new material. I'm tired of love songs. So, so tired. Maybe someone could put a new spin on it?